cats

If you get up and fill the dish right this minute, you might be.

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

I mean... they do look hungry.

Cats are constantly plotting how to take out their owners. Don't worry, they are to lazy to ever attempt it.

From the cat yes. From whatever invisible entity the cat is actually starting at, absolutely not.

You never were.

That is a "pet me" look.

My cat used to do the same to me.

The chance of your cat trying to eat you is never zero.