I can't wait for Cheeto to take off the first 3-4 rounds.
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Petr's dramatically slowing
Fights start in 2.5 hours. I'll try to get the finishes up if the bot is drunk. Let's go!
Wohoo let the carnage begin. Starting with two babes just scrambling one out, that's the way I like it.
On the last Embedded it looked like Chito used the side of the portable dressing room to shed that last pound at weigh ins. For that reason I hope he gets KOed.
If he takes 3-4 rounds off like he does in every other fight he's gonna lose again.
Damn, that knee was absolutely perfect
It was all part of the plan.
Exhibit 0 fight IQ for the entire fight, land an uppercut, win.
Coach: no guillotine. Dustin 1min later jumping guillotine
Jumping Gi is still the dumbest thing experienced fighters do regularly
DP is next level with them tonight. He must hit guillotines nonstop in the gym.
Steve Mazzagatti approved of that stoppage
This main card is pretty stacked. I’m looking forward to all of these fights!
Yeah this is almost a better card than 300
I like this main event better than 300 for sure.
Drinking game: take a shot every time Dustin pulls his shorts up
Anyone who plays this will be dead from alcohol poisoning before the end of the first round.
Damn, Robelis Despaigne showed out
I was only casually watching the Yan fight. Was that a good decision? Every time I looked, Song was winning.
Yeah that was definitely the right decision. There was a little back and forth but Yan was the dominant fighter overall.
TnT walkout
Always a classic
Dos Anjos is still fast as hell for his age. Let's see if he pulls this one off.
I just hope Blaydes walks out to the Mortal Kombat theme still
Crazy pace. I doubt either guy can maintain it for multiple rounds.
This card is delivering. That finish from Maddalena was 👌👌
Gotta give first round to MVP, but man he plays it close.
Nervous for Dustin, but he’s a gritty bastard. Hope he can do the damn thing.
Its Chito's time to be champ!
It was a good night of fights!
I had money on MVP and it was so hard to watch. He kept falling down and getting himself in bad positions.
Dustin you fucking cunt you better show up to fight I got $30 on your lazy hotsauce selling ass