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Death Wish: Matrimonial Edition (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by rastro@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I wish my wife was as good at sucking dick as my mum..

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just be like King Oedipus, then everything will work out, I'm certain...

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It’s actually pretty rough that he is synonymous for wanting to fuck one’s own mother. In the myth he was prophesied what would happen, and he tried hard to avoid it. When it eventually still came to pass neither he nor his mother knew who the other was, and when he learned of it he gouged out his eyes and abdicated from the throne while his mother/wife hanged herself.

[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Married the wrong woman

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Gotta work the shaft

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bring back malicious advice mallard

[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 3 points 8 months ago

I miss advice animals...

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those bangs…

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Sooo hot right now.