*"My boy asked me"...try and avoid reuse of the punch line.
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"my kid" is more natural sounding and indicates parenthood a bit more obviously.
Punchline in the title,
really?
Really
Do it though
Took me a minute. Nice. Taking this with me. You can't stop me.
You sound like a real dad :(
My inner Neil Degrasse Tyson wants to object, but my outer dad bod is well insulated enough to shut him up
Encyclopedia [Medium: Success]: A solar eclipse, an astronomical phenomenon, occurs when the Moon passes between the Earth and the Sun, blocking all or a portion of the Sun's rays from reaching the Earth's surface. This event captivates observers worldwide, blending science with awe-inspiring spectacle.
Inland Empire [Heroic: Success]]: No, this is a creative brilliance encapsulated. Do not sully it with trivia.
It took me way to long to get it. But I got it. Geeze, Dad