this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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[–] aesen1@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jean-Baptiste Lamarck liked this πŸ‘πŸΌ

[–] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yoooo, what's the @? You know she does the good content.

[–] wintermutehal@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I support this request

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It's this not just belle Delphine lol

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This original story was sourced to MSN, who has since deleted their story. According to Snopes.com, this story has since been identified as a hoax.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

my past self is now ruined

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

Nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix.

[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can't count the number of times I mention to my students that body cell mutations (or in this case surgery) do not affect reproductive cells XD

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Take a deep breath and think about a household of people with this much logic

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And now think about how their vote is worth as much as yours.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

More than yours, if they live in the rural US.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Or a British marginal constituency.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Those are the kind of people to have kids…..

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They are multiplying. But has anyone actually seen it happen?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

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