this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2024
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[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine. ResizedImage_2024-03-04_09-55-16_1471

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

I sat up lol

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Whenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

Hey.

Shut up.

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

I like to slump when I shit.

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My toilet posture is pristine you philistine

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Have you got a squatty potty?

[–] ares35@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

My ~~toilet~~ latrine posture is pristine you philistine

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 1 points 8 months ago

That sounds better for sure. I'll hang it on the wall opposite the latrine

[–] The_wild_card@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Are you spying on me ?

Sitting up straight isn't magically better than sitting in a more resting position.

[–] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Fuck you spiderman, you're not my real dad!

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 5 points 8 months ago
[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hah, why do you assume the worst of people? I am so conscious of my posture that I am constantly working on it even when resting. While I browse Lemmy I am laying down in a bridge position squeezing my glutes.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 months ago

I should do more of these.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Everybody gets one!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 8 months ago

Fixed, I'm now scrolling while lying stomach down on the bed.

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks spiderman, but you cant tell me what to do!

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

Sure he can. He just has no control over your reaction.

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 3 points 8 months ago
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Can it, spider-Dork, I'm poopin'

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

I was told you're supposed to put your legs up when you poop, was that not right? It seems to help?

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pass, The sound my spine makes while sitting "properly" is a sign this is wrong. I will continue sitting like a tied up pair of pants fresh out of the drier, and you can't stop me.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago

I fucking love the analogy

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

slouches even more

Nnnnnno!

[–] sixty@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

im laying down fuck you

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 8 months ago

Cerveza cristal

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

I am reclined so a can unwind. I have engaged my abs now though.