I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped
this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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I still remember, back when Diablo 3 was doing a public technical test or something, a friend of mine and I were very excited to get in and give it a try. We took a look at the heroes, and I decided on male Monk while he selected female Barb. I named mine something random, I don't remember what, but my friend thought for only a moment before naming her "Snoo-snoo".
Later that day, we went to the D3 subreddit to see what people thought, and there was a post titled "The 10 commandments of Diablo 3" and one of them was "Thou shalt not name thy female barbarian " Snoo-snoo". We had a good laugh.
The mind is willing but the body is spongy and bruised
No muscular tall domme gf
Why even live?
Fr.
Serious answer: because you might find one :3
:D
As a short guy, I don't think I can pretzel that far, but I'd certainly be up to try.
When kneeling I'm pretty short too...
Just break his spine
yes please 🥺
She'd have to be 2.5m though, I'm already way too tall
Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Eyes the color of Mountain Dew
What you need is a Navi girl!
Oh God I don't need a new thing added to the list, please have mercy on me
Not really. They are too slim, without proper curves and not heavy enough. We need big amazonian elves.
A man of culture, I see!
Elf mommy ftw?
Please 🥺