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simple trick rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] Dynamo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BRB, putting mustard on my dick

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did it work...?

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no 5 points 1 year ago

Spicy Dijohnny, they call him now...

[–] ToxicHyena@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I'll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms

[–] dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

My brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.

[–] ToxicHyena@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉

[–] ciagovv@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thats a nasty allergy