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submitted 8 months ago by ijustlookatpictures@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in "large".

The shop keeper replies, "sorry, we only have a medium"

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

It was a small medium at large.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

As he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: "that's a little con descending."

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I knew that was going to be the punchline before I opened the post.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Are you interested in our job opening for a fortune teller?

You know where to call