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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

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[–] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

[–] SILICA_GEL_PACKET@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] fellstone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

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Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

[–] Silentiea@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Do porn games on an old android count?

[–] GasMeterCrasher@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

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[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

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Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

[–] loxdogs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

A wee bit of terrorism

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

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[–] RoosterBoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

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[–] Shade@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

[–] 7355608@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

[–] doricub@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Illegal Gambling

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Cheating at poker I guess?

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

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[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

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