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[–] callyral@pawb.social 21 points 8 months ago

i basically sleep like this

Gumball Watterson (cartoon character) sleeping in a very weird position.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every which way but my back. I ain’t a psychopath sleeping on my back.

[–] trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You'd rather sleep on your stomach than your back? Lying on the back is easily the best

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Fall asleep on stomach, wake up on back

[–] trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wow, I can't even lie on my stomach for a minute before my neck hurts. Am I doing something wrong?

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Its a common mistake. Most people never bother to touch their settings menu.

[–] midget247@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn't work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gonna have to agree with the pillow theory. Mine is as flat as a pancake.

[–] trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, I've tried it before without pillow, but that didn't feel good either. It was better than with pillow, but still not great. Perhaps my neck is just fucked up

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

Nah I still need pillow. Just very flat.

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 8 months ago

I've found my people

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] li10@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It amazes me that I can half wake up in the middle of the night and still do an explosive 180 to face the other way.

I literally bounce an inch up off the mattress and torque myself to one side, then instantly fall asleep.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Rotisserie chickens don't wake up when they're spinning either.

[–] 940036@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

This is exactly what I do.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

then instantly fall asleep.

Not before doing the "that was so worth it" snuggle in/wiggle action.

[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I have nights where I sleep like a shish kebab

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

oh cool, i sleep on my bed.

[–] BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Squire1039@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

, being crispy on all the sides?

[–] BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

One must strive for even crust

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Sleeping upright?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I like to sleep on my side. My issue is that my dog likes to cuddle and when he tries to be big spoon(his preferred way to cuddle), he kicks me the whole night. He is a very active dreamer. Haven't had a decent night's sleep in 3 days because I've been kicked so much. I love my boi so much, but goddamn is he the worst at night lol

[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Sleep apnea, bad shoulders, bad back. I'm all about the rotisserie!

[–] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can only sleep on the sides. Stomach feels so wrong I'm afraid I wouldn't breath.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When i was a kid i was sleeping on my stomach and i'd have my hands on each thigh, arms tucked in, so the weight of my torso was more on my arms than my thorax for better breathing.

But then i grew down there and that got uncomfortable, so i bent one knee for the room and the hand can't be put on my thighs. So now i bend each arm and put them under the pillow, also shifting my weight on the one opposing my bent knee.

That's kind of an in between stomach and side but of course letter on i also adopted the side position to switch to, mostly because of my back getting old.

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I sleep with my clothes on then wake up naked.

[–] Enoblk@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Like are your clothes nearby or are they ripped and tattered in the nearby woods, and do you wake up covered in blood?

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This grammar be terrible *time to relax

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip -3 points 8 months ago

Terrible grammar