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Who are the most punchable faces? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 9 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Someone said Jaden Smith had a punchable face, wgich is true. So who else do you think qualifies? (Only face is to be considered not their actions or who they are)

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[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What makes Jaden's face punchable that is separate from his and his family's weird behaviors?

I don't know how to separate the punchability of Musk's face from his actions. His weird smirks, his awful attempts to get the audience on his side, his "lame midlife crisis dad trying to look cool in a leather jacket" style. It's all annoying but he's elevated to punchable because of his fame and his fame is due to his actions. Without his actions, he's just like every other middle aged person trying to be younger/cooler than they are.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Someone can have a punchable face without having a punchable personality.

IMO, he just looks dumb and kind of confused all the time - I can see why people would say that. Couple it with shit like "how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" and you've got a recipe for backpfeifengesicht

Also, After Earth was just a cinematic atrocity, but that's really his dad's fault lol

[–] NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What worries me most is that he plays smart, yet he doesn't even know how to properly feed himself. Whenever I see a supposedly smart fat guy, I cringe. Some base intelligence and lots of luck, sure. Smart? Nah. Same with any rich guy or politician who is out of shape or voluntarily sick. Not worth following, lacking a basic sense of reality.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Feed himself?

[–] NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seems like I've responded to the wrong comment. It was about the musk one.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, ok, Question still stands though: Feed himself? I'm out of the loop here...

[–] NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's got weight problems. Despite being intelligent and having every single option available to him, he's too stupid to eat. There simply is no excuse for that. And instead of learning how to properly feed himself, he's trying drugs to suppress appetite. Which, again, wouldn't be an issue with proper feeding. I wouldn't follow that man anywhere. He's got some grand ideas, but can't even manage the absolute basics. A trend these days.

Why would I trust anyone who can't even manage their own body?

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That seems waaaaay far down on the list of reasons not to trust Elon Musk lmao

[–] NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

It's the most elemental one for me. Shows that he's short-sighted, prone to take shortcuts and willing to ignore consequences. Doesn't even care about himself. A genuius, perhaps. But a feeble-minded one.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 10 points 9 months ago

Matt Gaetz

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Trump, and Alex Ferguson.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Martin Skrelli

[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I came here to write Pharma Bro. Thank you.

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Pharma Bro. Martin something? Even if I didn't know he was a dogshit human being, he has a punchable face.

[–] Chicagoz@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Actor Jessie Eisenberg

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Trump's is definitely the most deserving to be punched face but, in actuality, it's The Slappable Jerk - a man who has built a brand off his shit eating grin.

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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 points 9 months ago

Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, pretty much every member of the Knesset and the Israeli Government.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Putin

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

My last boss

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Seth MacFarlane. I feel pretty neutral towards him (it’s been a while since I found family guy funny, but it’s whatever), but good god does his face look punchable

[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Michael Cera

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Nah.

I legit loved him in Barbie. Not even kidding. Like, the guy has made an entire career out of playing the forgettable Everyman, and he just lampshaded the fuck out of it. Low key hilarious.

[–] fisco@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

That Zuckerburk Muppet, a face you could never get tired of punching πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ

[–] Teknikal@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Jamie Oliver I get that thought anytime I see him on TV.