this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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This is the way to do it.
No weird twisting or crunching, nice relaxed pose to just finger walk your way across the water. When you want to stand up it's as easy as a water-assisted pushup.
11/10
In my early 20's a friend and I crawled up a river for like 2 miles on our bellies like in this picture. We crawled all the way to the source, which was a large pond. It took us half the day. Getting back down took like 10 minutes. Lol.
On the internet, nobody knows you're an alligator
This is my way!
Gator crawl
This is my preference. The other ways are just too slow
first pic is going into the water, second is leaving
If you don't do the second one, you're a very lame person imo
Depends on if I'm going in or out.
Depends how cold it is
Second one. How else are you gonna take the stealthy dump??
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X=====/Sumo pose (or extra-bowlegged cowboy I guess) also works, as does upright fetal position while walking only on tips of big toes
Fish see us doing #2 and are like 🙄
1st for pee 2nd for poo
So THAT'S how we came up with number 1 and number 2
I thought this was going to be about qwop.
I used to do 2.
Now i do 1 because idgaf anymore.