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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

πŸ˜ƒ You mean webassembly right?

😐 You mean webassembly right?

[–] Buttons@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Still easier than understanding JavaScript's equality operator

[–] Smorty@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think you? I felt like Java Script was easy

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Mars@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

It’s super funny, but if you don’t try to use things as what they are not, the type coercion can’t hurt you.

But if you make a tradition of trying to add empty objects and numbers…

The great sin of JavaScript is gracefully (silently) failing when coders do silly things.

[–] Smorty@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Wow this was good. Thanks for sharing this gem.

[–] ambystoma@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can even do frontend now, by using WASM + the .wat format, WebGPU, and Naga so you can transform your SPIR-V code to WGSL! It's the future!

[–] Deebster@lemmyrs.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was just thinking that this meme must be pre-WASM

[–] ambystoma@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

wow, you're right, that just makes this meme even more visionary!

[–] starman@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Unless it's WebAssembly

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm stupid or arrogant but that doesn't sound too difficult for a simple website?

[–] ambystoma@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well, I guess it depends it depends if you are allowed to link libraries, if not then good luck implementing TLS etc. from scratch :) The modern web really isn't that simple anymore...

Reminds me of this cool website where you can see all the complexity involved

[–] ambystoma@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

damn, I might be wrong, apparently there's Kernel TLS now

[–] msage@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow!

Now tell me you can run kernel on the client side, and we're cooking!

Shouldn't be that hard to compile kernel.org/Linux to webassembly.