i'll miss banging you two
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2023
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A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
You don't need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy
Well that's enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that's enough Internet then for today.
It was nice knowing you.
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
3
Um 7
You still banned from playgrounds?
"you're that guy from the porno!" (That was definitely 5 words don't check)
The bride gives good head.
The groom's head is better. (οΏ’βΏοΏ’ )
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
Yelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
Leave or catch long COVID.
wait you two are siblings?
{groomsname}, I'm pregnant; it's yours!
From the show βYouβre the worstβ and directed at the bride, something along the lines of: βwe have not yet slept together for the last timeβ
I slept with your wife/husband.
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
You are not the father!
Killing your ex paid off
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she'd give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins...so that was fun.
The marriage didn't work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine...which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how'd you know?