Yeah because it's sexual assault and not funny.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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And who's got boxers tight enough and pants loose enough that they'd have the boxers stay up when the pants come down? I've been pantsed and the undies definitely went with the pants
I guess, if you're wearing sweatpants? I feel like this requires rather loose pants to begin with. When I'm wearing jeans pants with a belt, my whole ass cheeks would need to come off for my pants to move...
Gangsters.
Instead we should just wear our boxers outside so people can look at them. Normalize boxers in the workplace.
This edition of vogue fashion, supermaning it!
Facts
This is only tangentially related. Why aren't there sexy/slutty underwear options for men though? There should be something other than jock straps/thongs to give men slutty underwear.
Sounds like you want well tailored boxer briefs
I once had a thing with a man who wore tight black lace boxers, I think they were Dolce and Gabbana or something? Idk, it was incredibly sexy though.
Fr 😭 the best I’ve found is silk boxer briefs. So much of the “sexy” stuff is crude joke shit, like oh look the dick is an elephant trunk! Also even more tangential, why is no one able to take a good dick pic? How is a blurry picture of a dong next to a can of Monster supposed to entice me?
I find pouch briefs (modal usually) to be good if you've got the package and booty to fill them out. Calvin Klien used to make a pouch bikini brief that was basically perfect, but that was many years ago and their modern ones are much smaller in the front.
It's kind of hard to find quality heart boxers. It's all cheap alphabet companies, you can't get them from Hanes or the like.
Right?!? The only way to get heart boxers is if they're "novelty". They don't feel good, they don't hold up, and honestly they don't even look good.
I'd wear the hell out of some quality ones.
I'll sign the petition if I can get some boxer briefs
Man, I feel monstrous admitting to still finding this sort of loony tunes slapstick to be funny depending on context.
Like, someone having their clothes aggressively yanked off, yes, that’s sexual assault. Boxers exposed from accidentally blowing themselves up with slapstick-style dynamite, sure, that’s funny.
There’s definitely a vein where exposing underwear as a joke becomes predatory or abusive, I just can’t envision it as a genuine major issue in most cases.
Are boxers girly? I know girls have their own variant of boxers, but I mean... I mean the silky ones I used to have had rubber duckies on them!
Boxers are girly which is why I only wear gold lamé thongs.
Are boxers girly
I don't know, I never asked my dog
that's because mine have buzz lightyear on them.
My moderately ND son had this happen to him on the bus by bullies when he was in middle school. The bully got arrested.
Sexual assault isn't funny.
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It happened to me. In high school. It was part of a play we were doing for our drama class. It was stupid then. It's stupid now. But it happened to me. And it can happen to you.
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This is why I wear thongs. I pull them up to my nipples to assert dominance.
Pics or it didn't happen
The good old days.
Society has peaked. At least we seen it.
My trousers get pulled down to reveal my trouser snakes. They hiss at you and scatter in all directions while I chase them and try to put them back in my trousers.
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Where's that dude that offered you to beat him up in front of your GF for 50 bucks when you need him?
What about them is girly?
The hearts. Real men wear skulls and guns and violence on their underwear. None of this wussy love and that.
/s if not obvious
Misappropriated Punisher logo boxers
I only wear the manliest of patterns: scottish tartan
Happened to me in middle school. I was wearing my Tasmanian Devil boxers that day.
I was wearing loose boxers... For real lol.
The world changes. My boxers are red with white hearts these days.
Dungeon Crawler Carl agrees
I'm fine with this, being a man.
That's because I've gone wholesale over to branded Star Wars boxer-briefs, and will never go back.
I always wear my heart boxers under my sissy sailor suit
How many of y’all all aren’t wearing a well-fitted belt?
You try to pull my pants down, and you’ll be tearing the legs off of my jeans long before you get the jeans down past my waist. I don’t wear ‘em like I’m a convict looking to exchange anal sex for protection, so there is absolutely zero risk of me getting pantsed at any time I’m wearing a normal pair.
1000s years ago when I was still in school, the girl I was dating got me stocked up on women's underwear because of her fetish or something. I still have to be careful not to wear them to work just in case my pants rip or something. It's not like fancy lingerie or anything, but it definitely doesn't look like men's clothing.
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