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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why'd they Photoshop her eye upside-down into his left eye?

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Good catch, that's really weird. They must be trying to enhance the battered spouse look because that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

That's the result of the best BJs on this side of the Mississippi

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 9 months ago

How many stickers do I get for painting the ceiling?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

As a frequent visitor of faproulette.co, this is probably the least sexy game I've seen.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I hate how our society has created a world where the dad of a family is an extra child for the wife to take care of.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This image is a fractal of red flags. It's almost art.

"I won't donate your favourite put stained shirt"

What the fuck? One, it's a dick move to dispose of his stuff, and two, why are you donating garbage? Does she think the poor want to buy stained clothes? It's like that Seinfeld muffin bottom scene.

Just all of this is awful.

Edit: how far does the "get out of the dog house free" card go?

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago (8 children)

This isn't real. This can't be real.

Can it?

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[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

They both have an almost inhumane look fits their actions/personality i guess.

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me, or does he have a black eye

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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Feeds dog chocolate every single day!

[–] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago

That's fucking horrifying.

How many stickers to get his soul back?

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