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[–] nachtigall@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

statically typed feels unwise

no C++ dev ever

[–] animist@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

bad recursion brb

lol lost it at that one

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Bad recursion brb" is a good one.

[–] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a lot of linux names, "Wine Is Not an Emulator" for example

[–] original_ish_name@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What you are referring to as "Linux" is in fact "GNU/Linux" or as I have recently taken to calling it "GNU is Not Unix/Linux"

[–] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As someone who was familiar with gimp Long before I ever tried Linux, much less knew what gnu was, I always found it funny that the first letter was itself a recursive acronym

[–] Rez@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

Love the brb one :D

[–] Jumuta@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I've seen many versions of this meme but this time it all feels right lol

[–] Elbullazul@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic

TIL that kafkaesque is a real word

[–] i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

aka: all my code

[–] pineapple@lemmy.pineapplemachine.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ones you have really got to watch out for are RTFM and PEBCAK. That's when you know you have a problem.

God forbid you ever catch your child texting about RAII.

[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

PICNIC - problem in chair not in computer

P2A(P) - Packet To Air Problem - Newtork cable not plugged in.

[–] ch1cken@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago
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