Asklemmy

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.

I...I don't even know how this would work.

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

I died as I lived

pretty bad

Yes

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!

Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?

Death goes viral, probably

I died the way I lived, incompetently.

Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.

...

Probably the sound I'll make when I die?

Very bad

Always knew I was destined for hell.

Looks like I am drowning...

I do love clean socks....

Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.

Cute but full of shit

Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.

Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

Well at least there's somebody there when I die.

Not too fun, I’d imagine.

I'm guessing pretty bad...

Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car

Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO

pretty warm and crispy

A lot of sass in the best case.

Classy

Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.

My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.

If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed

Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world

It's terrible

Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries