this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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[–] Gnorv@feddit.de 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Fair enough

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago

But I want them to. ☹️

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can they cha cha real smooth?

[–] xor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

if they wanted to, they could

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why spend money on a timpani when you can hire an elephant? It's also 99% less ear damaging.

[–] xor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the timpanist union would like a word with you...

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I unironically hate that instrument. Just downvote me, I don't care.

[–] xor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

they always seems like generic, classical music drums, to me...
but you can dislike whatever you do, i don't mind

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Especially that one which looks like it's in Musth

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] xor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] xor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

(they don't want to)

[–] The_Ferry@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Ftfy: fuck that, fuck you

[–] tagirijus@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

Not jumping.