I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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My god it’s all strings.
This is a pinetime it looks like.
You should get one, open source and $30.
Does it support the watch command?
user@watch:~ $ watch now
Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...
/s
Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.
Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.
honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother
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Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!
The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.
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The stopwatch is only working while it's on the screen and the screen is active. Notifications stay there until you manually discard them. The heart rate sensor is a complete toy since you can only manually trigger it, and it took 2 years for the infinitime devs to read the sensor docs and realise their algorithm is bad. The step counter can only automatically sync, so when it fails to do so for half a day you need to walk around and shake your wrist while keeping you phone and watch screens active. And the list of fails continues beyond that.
On top of that it costs 65€ ($75) when ordering from the European warehouse, and they don't allow you to order from the main one because it would end up cheaper. Don't waste your money unless you need a reason to practice cpp.
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Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.
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That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.
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I prefer YAML please
Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...
XML it is!
Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.
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here you dropped your whitespace 🤏
yaml sucks. I'd like a toml one
I exclusively use YATL: Yet Another TomL.
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Datestamp horror.
Clocky McClockface
Use datatypes
I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...
If only fitness apis were actually that easy
You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin'
Here's one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.az261jsoncodewatchface
EDIT: And a terminal one.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.awfterminal
You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s
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