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[–] purahna@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That name is like if a US company that makes mayo called itself Wounded Knee or My Lai.

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It would be if the US had stolen the recipe for mayonnaise from Lakota or Vietnamese people. The level of appropriation Israel commits to pretend to be indigenous is extraordinary.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Anglo Zionist be like "Oy bruv, dis 'ere hammus bin in moi famelee fa jenerayshuns yeah? Me mam use ta mayk i' in her ainshun homa tayl aveev bruv, we is injidinus ta tha levunt, ya feel me bruv?"

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago

u wot m8, ill hook you in the hummus

[–] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 7 months ago

I wish everyone talked like this

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Is PepsiCo on the quest to obtain as many Israeli food companies as possible? They're in on Sodastream as well.

[–] cwtshycwtsh@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Is this Hamas?

[–] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 7 months ago

I shall not.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Is this one of those condemnents?

[–] NikkiB@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Half a day later and I get the joke lmao

[–] davel@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

More for me then 🤤

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Tastes great in a sandwich. I will be making homemade soon!

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Took me a moment before I understood the joke

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

I though that was grits and I got so confused.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml -1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

I wholeheartedly and without reservation condemn the oily pea paste. It can go where it belongs, right beside mayo and avocados, in ~~the garbage~~ someone else's kitchen.

[–] voight@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

avocados??(??

[–] Red_Scare@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Mayo was a staple of Soviet cuisine, you could hardly find a salad without it, it was also a common ingredient in pies and even in sweet cakes.

Which you would've known had you been real KGB, western spy!

[–] voight@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

what the fucm

[–] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Im some Dr. KGB but this is the worst thing i have ever read on this site, you just attacked 1/3 of my diet