this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 123 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Browsing this community is honestly like the reverse of learning

[–] hikikoma@ani.social 17 points 9 months ago

Eventually your brain turns to mush and you're just stuck with an ahegao face.

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (3 children)

it originally said nuts, didn't it
that's a femboy, isn't it

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wholesome and gay is my favourite combination of content

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Im not sure if richard is a guy anymore

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

the followup comics were way more wholesome than I expected, thanks for the source!

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

The only female m&m was green sooooo

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, pretty sure it is a drawing.

So it can be whatever you want it to be.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

What the fuck how come someone drew my absent father in their comic?!?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Damn, your dad's hot dude.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

He's back from buying that packet of M&M's

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's only an advertisement if you're suddenly craving M&Ms and you cannot resist the urge to go out and buy M&M's right now.

[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I know this is a joke, but advertising doesn't try to make you buy something immediately. The goal of all advertising is to put the brand name into your memory, because when you do want something, you are statistically more likely to make a decision to buy from a brand you recognize or have seen more recently. It's a subconscious thing.

Like, if you did go to the store for chocolate, seeing m&ms in an ad shortly before increases the likelihood you will choose that over some other chocolate you haven't heard of or know of but don't hear often.

That being said, this absolutely is a type of ad for m&ms, called gorilla marketing, where product names are present in otherwise unrelated content. Though it may not be intentionally placed by Mars themselves, it's still a type of ad.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're right, I come to Lemmy to relax and to not have to think too hard but advertisers know this and it makes me uneasy to know that corporations know where people go to relax and they will advertise to us any possible way they can. So this post up there looks like it comes from some cartoonist with Instagram and TikTok and Facebook links, most certainly hired out by Mars M&M company to make a subtle ad that looks like a cartoon. By the way this cartoon doesn't even make any sense. It's just "sexiness sells, insert product placement."

[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

For what it's worth, this isn't the original comic. In the original, the last panel said "because blue m&ms come with nuts" insinuating she's got a dick. You can even see the bulge in the first panel. It's a little vulgar for a company to commission directly. But it still could have been

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

*Guerilla Marketing

I forget they're separate words

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

I'm eating then right now

[–] Cicraft@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Gay Erasure? Interesting name for a cover band.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Most of this sub is ads from what I can tell

[–] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Definitely! We all as a community need to clean this place up, just as clean as Ajax will make your home! Buy today!

[–] wiikifox@pawb.social 20 points 9 months ago

He is asking for a taste of that chocolate, I don't think he's allergic to it

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I liked it better when she had a penis

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

Yourjokebutworse

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I don't get it. Would make sense if it were the one with nuts.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lads. It's a fucking shit post. I'm not advertising m&ms to y'all.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The wild part is that you (unintentionally) are! Ironic adverts ate still adverts.

Like, I still laughed. Funny haha meme. Still acts as an ad, though