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[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"Life will have its up and downs... Unless you're using our autopilot, then it's just pretty much down."

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

The Boeing Autoland feature is activating.

Please do not resist.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is why Airbus is superior

You know because they actually have real regulations and consequences for not following proper guidelines in the EU

Also because it was made up of former WW2 engineers at the forefront of innovation including Messerschmitt lol. Boeing made big chungus prop bombers, never any jet fighters or even prop fighters. ^/s^

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago

Boeing got so caught up in their military contracts for the US war machine that they forgot that some planes aren't supposed to kill people.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

What's the sound of the doors popping off mid-flight?

"Boeing!"

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When is Boeing going to have a Blowout Sale for the Max's?

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Might as well clear out some DC-10's they have in the back while they're at it.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine sitting next to the door and having to go to the bathroom.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 8 months ago

That wouldn't happened. You would have already peed yourself.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When Boeing closes a door, he opens a window

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Boeing: opening new portals of aviation!

[–] ThermoToaster@exng.meme 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I missed this news... What is being referenced?

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't wanna be that guy but how the actual fuck did you miss this news? It's been talked about on repeat on literally every news avenue for the past week. Including every single social media platform including reddit and lemmy.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 0 points 8 months ago

Maybe they're doing news better than us, because this was like the least important thing.