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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 105 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Using "slay" in "Slay, Queen" as an adjective instead of a verb is hilarious.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but "Queen Slayer" has some regicidal connotations...

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

both. both is good.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

it also emphasizes the importance of a comma

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No Brigham Young Virginity Club, I am not currently a sinner, but I sure wish I was!

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The founder of the church had no problem with premarital sex. He married many women who already had living husbands.

[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not premarital sex if they are already married duh. He's married to god, they have husbands, everything checks out.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Or you use the good ol' poophole loophole

[–] huginn@feddit.it 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BYU V club is satire fwiw

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago

In that case, I'll take it slightly more seriously than I do the Mormon church

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 8 points 10 months ago

Is that really premarital, though? Sounds extra post-marital to me.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To the contrary.

You totally are an icon.

You truly slay, and could shine at Broadway and 42nd.

You're what you want to be. An e-boy, a femboy, a catboi. Anything. No matter how weird to others, if it's true to you it's true to any divine god that might be out there. You are as divine as they come.

Crime is the opinion of the state. Sin is the opinion of a single religious ministry, and there are thousands of other ministries who disagree. Right and wrong are entirely up to you and how you choose to live. (Yes, it's a big responsibility. You can handle holding the launch codes.)

Brigham Young University is more interested in money and power than it is in negotiating sound guiding principles. It is totally a part of the Christian nationalist movement seeking to instill autocracy in the US. And it's trying to capitalize on your sense of social propriety in order to enrich itself and signal to its violent collaborators. The society it wants will pollute us to extinction.

You are valid. You are the same star stuff the rest of us are. And you matter.

[–] umbraroze@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why not both? Nobody says you can't be both, right?

[–] Anemone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Yes but importantly do the two negatives cancel and now they agree with you or does it compound and give access to magic of some kind?

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

The gang goes to Utah.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Your proposal is acceptable.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a bitch

[–] radix@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

And a boss

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

I mean that would make a great t-shirt.