Should show the door’s relation to the room
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Window placement is important, too.
This room has neither doors nor windows as drawn. Rope ladder is deployed periodically throughout the night.
Am I the only one bothered by alignment chart memes that just throw nine random things in a grid instead of having some consistency regarding what is good, evil, lawful or chaotic?
It just takes a few tweaks to make something at least moderately consistent.
And see, I'd swap your Lawful Neutral and True Neutral, as then all the neutrals would feature one long bed edge placed against a wall.
That would also make sense, it would just be changing the pattern.*
In mine, Lawful is center aligned with one side touching a wall. Chaotic is tilted to touch corners to walls instead of sides. Good is head towards walls and foot towards the interior. Evil is foot towards walls and head towards the interior. And true neutral... is not bound by any of these rules.
* A pattern that would be based on the idea that neutral should be a defined side, one that presents its own rules in each dimension of the chart, rather than merely being the absence of one of the other alignment dichotomies. If this were just about chart making, I would support that as I like things to be orderly, but because this is alignment I stick with what I believe to be the better representation of that system.
I guess I'm lawful neutral good now
Yes! It's stupid how many of them just throw random shit in without thinking about what would make sense.
What about a bed that perfectly fits into a nook in the room, meaning that part of the room is nothing but bed with only one side open? Sized exactly so nothing sticks out either
Because that's my bedroom
That sounds amazing. I always wanted a bed that was wall to wall.
Easy. Just get a twin-size room.
In my house sharing days I actually applied to rent a room that was twin bed sized. It had storage shelves near the ceiling, which was fine because you had to stand on the bed to move around anyway. Somebody else got it and I ended up renting a corner of a finished attic (with skylights!!) along with 4 other people. I put up tapestries to section it off one night while my one of my attic mates was banging some dude she brought home from a party.
Everything you described sounds downright dystopia. Where was this?
Sounds cozy
I'm going to say that's a level above lawful good.
Sounds a bit of pain for two people if one side is the free one. Sounds a bit of a pain for both if it's the end that's open. Sounds like utter madness if it's the end with the pillows that's open, but insane enough to earn my respect.
True neutral, I like having the wall next to me. My wife gets the open side
I switched away from this to both sides open because I hate climbing over someone or someone climbing over me.
I scoot off the foot of the bed :)
That’s why you scoot out the bottom!
I don't like to do that. I used to have a really cramped room with two people in the bed, it was always climbing or scooting.
Rotating circular bed in the middle of the room with a mirror ceiling?
Swaggerly swinging alignment.
Chaotic evil should have other furniture overlapping with the bed.
Like, a cat tree.
As a true neutral, this sounds like efficient use of space.
As a ditto, let's be real, it's the right to excuse or condemn xucking anything. Then get away with xucking anything too.
At least half the bed should be used for the "not dirty enough to wash, not clean enough for the closet" clothing pile.
I grew up with True Neutral, but now that I'm married, we use Neutral Good.
My wife sees the bedroom as only a place to sleep, so she has a small aisle to get around to her side of the bed. Meanwhile, I like having space in my room without the bed occupying the whole room, so I scoot it as far into a corner as I can get it.
My wife sees the bedroom as only a place to sleep
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I feel like Chaotic Evil should be the bed upside down AND at an angle.
Chaotic Evil is the best if you actually have a nice view.
I guess I'm true neutral.
Amatonormativity, am I right?
The bed's position would be lawful good; what happens in the bed wouldn't.
Sorry, I don't know why I said that. Corrected.
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You can't put it on the corner or else the monster has room to rise behind your head.
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i assume chaotic good means the best, right?
Dang, you folks can afford having both both the sides free‽
And here, ladies and gentlemen, we observe the extremely rare interrobang in its native habitat. Absolutely fascinating.
Chaotic evil, I guess. I move relatively frequently, and commonly the apartments I rent have TV on the wall, a dining table in the middle, and a couch at the opposite wall. What I mostly do is I put my PC on the dining table and push it against the couch to use as a workplace. But then I sometimes want to use the TV to watch something in the background and not run HDMI across the room, so I move all of it to the wall the TV is hung on. But then I fall asleep on that couch often, in the middle of the room, under the dining table, facing the wall...
Hey! I resent being called Lawful Good! In a society where some laws are just and other laws are not, Neutral Good is the only real good!
Currently lawful good but true neutral is aight too
lb, is the best