this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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seems like it works as a shit post

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What tune is this supposed to go to?

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Christmas Shoes.

[–] Researchgrant@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha

[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

First real shitpost I've seen on this sub in months.

[–] mokancan@infosec.pub 4 points 8 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

[–] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.

[–] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma'am

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

If you went to a strip club and bought a lap dance, would you call her "Bud?"

If you're walking behind an old lady on the way out to the parking lot and she dropped some groceries and you went to help and pick them up for her, which you tell her "Have a nice day Bud?"

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 months ago

Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?