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Time to update the doorbell. It plays 30 seconds of a track. What do you reccommend? I currently have 'Da Da Da' by Trio. Because I can.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

"Uncle fucker" from South Park.

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As song? And it goes on for 30 seconds? Why would you even want that?

[–] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

I would unironically have "what what in the butt" as my doorbell and lmao if anyone ever rang it (I don't get a lot of visitors, and if I do they don't ring the bell, so it would, at the very least, reduce some anxiety of a stranger ringing the bell as I hide and wait for them to leave 😂)

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The Wilhelm Scream.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I have Google play the solid snake "seen" sound on motion detected

[–] yozhfyfyfy@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What's a door bell?..

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Phone ringtones from Zedge app may give you some ideas. There's loads of music snippets that have been ripped from songs that have just the right length.

My current ringtone is the famous riff from Du Hast by Rammstein.

My message notification is the bleeping from Ich Wil.

Check out Zedge or whatever the equivalent apple app would be.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

TIL some people don't have their phones permanently on mute.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] wildwhitehorses@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Ok i love this.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Just be normal and use a DMX song.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

this sounds dreadfully annoying to have

[–] theJWPHTER88@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

For a complete surprise, just the few intro part notes of bo en's "My Time".

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

That one scream from the Vortex Rikers. Guaranteed to get your attention.

[–] 211@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)