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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I am, but you don't have it down in the states?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I'm Canadian too. Here's the absolutely batshit thing. They do have it down in the states but they don't call it Kraft Dinner. To them it's just "Kraft Mac & Cheese". Their boxes just say Macaroni and Cheese with a Kraft brand on top of it. They actually have to distinguish between boxed and baked mac and cheese...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This.

This right here, is what is wrong with America

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I can say this is the least of our problems.

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The mindset of “this kind of works for us, don’t change it, even if what you have is better” is at the root of most issues with America. Healthcare or Kraft Dinner, American Exceptionalism is damaging.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Excuse me but our health care doesn’t even kinda work for us. It’s a full on disaster. The duct tape (Obamacare) is helping but before that if you lost your job after you had cancer nobody would ever insure any cancer treatments for you again.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Here's a really crazy thing that we do: have Mac & cheese made by someone other than Kraft. It actually is exceptional.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I agree, baked Mac n Cheese reigns supreme

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Baked? I guess you can do it that way, but generally not how it's done in the lower 48. Just boiled and cheesed.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It depends on how much your parents love you

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Whatever man, my dad is just out getting cigarettes. He's coming back.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

We sometimes got chopped hotdogs in ours. True love.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It's because, unlike y'all, we sometimes eat things other than mac & cheese for dinner.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody calls it Kraft Mac and cheese. It’s just Mac and cheese. I love that you can’t fathom the lack of “Kraft” at the beginning though. Also many of us never buy that shitty ass boxed stuff. We just boil macaroni noodles and add cheese sauce. Wild, I know.

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

It’s just blue box to me.

[–] Ohi@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

If the argument is which country has a better name for it, we Americans are calling it what it is, Kraft's Mac & Cheese. It's also served as a side dish a lot of the times, so calling it a "Dinner" implies it's used as the main course.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It’s the early adopter problem. We invented both things so didn’t really have room to distinguish. So it’s lazy Mac and cheese vs bar Mac and cheese vs honey did you really need to buy three cheeses and make a full ass brick roux Mac and cheese

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

It’s called Mac&Cheese here in the states

[–] IamRoot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

The kids are making it for lunch because Mommy and friend are still passed out in bed at noon the next day.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The room is alive with the sound of Thawp Thawp Thawp

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Sounds more like stirring macaroni.

[–] ShadowRam@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Tell me your Canadian without telling me your Canadian

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Who is your Canadian and what does he do?

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Don't own them! Slavery is illegal!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

How aboot no.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Took me too long to get it and I'm a grown ass man

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Because we’re high dude

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world -4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The Rodgers & Hammerstein's Sound Of Mom Bought a "Friend" Home From the Bar

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 9 months ago

WOW GREAT COMMENT.