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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I am, but you don't have it down in the states?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I'm Canadian too. Here's the absolutely batshit thing. They do have it down in the states but they don't call it Kraft Dinner. To them it's just "Kraft Mac & Cheese". Their boxes just say Macaroni and Cheese with a Kraft brand on top of it. They actually have to distinguish between boxed and baked mac and cheese...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This.

This right here, is what is wrong with America

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I can say this is the least of our problems.

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The mindset of “this kind of works for us, don’t change it, even if what you have is better” is at the root of most issues with America. Healthcare or Kraft Dinner, American Exceptionalism is damaging.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Excuse me but our health care doesn’t even kinda work for us. It’s a full on disaster. The duct tape (Obamacare) is helping but before that if you lost your job after you had cancer nobody would ever insure any cancer treatments for you again.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Here's a really crazy thing that we do: have Mac & cheese made by someone other than Kraft. It actually is exceptional.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I agree, baked Mac n Cheese reigns supreme

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Baked? I guess you can do it that way, but generally not how it's done in the lower 48. Just boiled and cheesed.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It depends on how much your parents love you

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Whatever man, my dad is just out getting cigarettes. He's coming back.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

We sometimes got chopped hotdogs in ours. True love.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's because, unlike y'all, we sometimes eat things other than mac & cheese for dinner.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody calls it Kraft Mac and cheese. It’s just Mac and cheese. I love that you can’t fathom the lack of “Kraft” at the beginning though. Also many of us never buy that shitty ass boxed stuff. We just boil macaroni noodles and add cheese sauce. Wild, I know.

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

It’s just blue box to me.

[–] Ohi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

If the argument is which country has a better name for it, we Americans are calling it what it is, Kraft's Mac & Cheese. It's also served as a side dish a lot of the times, so calling it a "Dinner" implies it's used as the main course.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It’s the early adopter problem. We invented both things so didn’t really have room to distinguish. So it’s lazy Mac and cheese vs bar Mac and cheese vs honey did you really need to buy three cheeses and make a full ass brick roux Mac and cheese

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

It’s called Mac&Cheese here in the states

[–] IamRoot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

The kids are making it for lunch because Mommy and friend are still passed out in bed at noon the next day.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The room is alive with the sound of Thawp Thawp Thawp

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Sounds more like stirring macaroni.

[–] ShadowRam@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Tell me your Canadian without telling me your Canadian

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Who is your Canadian and what does he do?

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Don't own them! Slavery is illegal!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

How aboot no.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Took me too long to get it and I'm a grown ass man

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Because we’re high dude

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The Rodgers & Hammerstein's Sound Of Mom Bought a "Friend" Home From the Bar

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 10 months ago

WOW GREAT COMMENT.