Gemini - your FBI agent goes to therapy because of you
Hahahahaha
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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My therapist asked my hororscope and I said This isn't going to work if we're both mentally ill.
All roads lead to Pieces these days, might as well embrace it 😂
Finally something usefull. Sorry not sorry my FBI agent.
Sorry not sorry to who's ever car I set on fire this month (Meghen) it's literally because "Megan" isn't spelled with a fucking H
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special, deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you.
But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
I think I was born in like...9 out of 12 months.
Love that Pisces isn't mean because the author knows how sensitive they are
I'm not that fucking sensitive, fuck you.
As an Aquarius limp ramen noodle, I can relate to this horoscope. Trick is, I HAVE gotten used to being alone, and enjoy it. Now I'm going to go and weep quietly in the corner.
Apparently I'm also an aquarius, even if I was born in June. Who knew!
Horo/scopes are such bullshit anyone could relate to all of these. Just broad strokes with charged language to make people feel known by the universe.
You didn't read it, did you?
I'd rather relate to none of these, but apparently I also need to apologize to my FBI agent.
I hate to use the /s but I guess it’s necessary
I can absolutely imagine someone on this site having that opinion hence my confusion.
Text does not convey tone or subtext in general well at all. Thus, never assume that sarcasm will be obvious to absolutely everybody. So, just to be safe, it's best to just always use /s if you're being sarcastic, at least when speaking amongst the general public.
I've never believed in horoscopes until just now, when I read the Scorpio section.
as an aquarius this is very relatable
Funny enough to begin with, but what makes it even better is that mine is actually somewhat accurate.
I'm a Virgo and now I feel depressed. :(
As a Libra, I feel called out
Meeh, mine's not that bad 🤷 😂.
Virgo is spot on