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Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered at the bottom of a latrine in Germany
(www.livescience.com)
Who had German poop demon in the apocalypse bingo?
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Das poopenschpectre! Nein!!
It's "das Scheißegespenst"!
Although "der Scheißedämon" would be more fitting I think.
Schüsselspuk
bruh you can't type out something that fucking hilarious I almost choked on my popsicle
Are we getting a Dogma 2?
We got a Clerks 3 and Jay and Silent Bob 2, so why not?
Hopefully it doesn't tear Scott Mosier's soul apart like the first one, though.
I would fucking love this!
I just love that modern archaeologists are literally digging through ancient human excrement to learn about how we used to be.
And I love that they find funny ways in which we've always been human, like the penis graffiti in Pompeii.
Ancient graffiti is literally some of the funniest shit in all of recorded history.
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!'
Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Aufidius was here. Goodbye
If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.
We have pissed in our beds. Host, I admit that we shouldn't have done this. If you ask: Why? There was no potty
Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in rui
No matter when or where, we’re all the same dumb fucks deep down writing on the walls of the toilets.
You missed my personal favorite: a viking burial mound on whose walls, some seven or eight feet up, is written, "Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up."
Viking men averaged out at 5'7" (173cm), so he must have been lifted by someone.
Archeologists dig through ancient poop to study parasite loads of past populations.
All data is valuable to someone's specialization!
We use it to fuel our power grids too! At a certain point everything just becomes biomass 😅
Ancient satan poop tablets are powering the electric grid!?
Wait till you hear what we do with horseshoe crabs
Shitty summoning.
that's one way to get a hell of a rimjob
Lord of the flies (Baal-Zebub/Beelzebub) says hi.
That explains a lot about this song from Knorkator (German only): https://youtu.be/E_0rkQIufu8?si=AQsNUkK05_97HtE6
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Oh unheiliger Scheißegeist!