this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm not confident that this device is suitably flared. The kick back might exceed the surface area resistance.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 11 months ago

Just clench real hard

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

It also might benefit from insulation.

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is the firing mechanism clinch activated or fart activated?

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m more concerned about the effects of recoil.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

It's fine, it has a flared end

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago

Blow it out your ass

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Forgetting to take it out and exploding the toilet when you go to sit.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

!noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that the trigger at the upper of the blowup? How do you... uh... I dunno.

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Don't sneeze accidentally

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When the mole people rise up, they won't even see us coming.