I would be in the other chair.
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Damnmit. I asked that kid to clean off this coffee table and now there's a pepper grinder, a bag of terrible candy, three remote controls, and some crushed fortune cookies, all under my back.
My upper body has fused with an ICEE machine.
Depends Is that like 4 school buses or more like half a pen?
two feet = three chinchillas.
How big are your feet
Bigger than a feet. Am I big foot? Oh no!
I'm in a different chair
I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.
I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.
AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.
In sitting under my telescope
I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.
Im sat on a turd
Nice try, you're not socialing my security question.
You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?
That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.