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[–] glorious_albus@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hey, what's up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I'm beyond excited to share something I've been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I've built for my girlfriend. It's not just any maze; it's an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here's the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she's in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let's see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that's exactly like him, wild

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The worst part about this:

[–] lostferret@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The "make it twice as long" is genius.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer

/s sort of

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh for god's sake. I said:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

[–] PixeIOrange@feddit.de 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I'm missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.

[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can't see that as love.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What show/movie did I miss?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just don't spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous...

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is the best thing about AI imagery. ❤️ Creating literally anything your mind can think of!

I think this one is more in proportion

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

i think the aperture labs enrichment center would be a prime location

[–] apinanaivot@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

"OK, so do you still want to buy the breadmaker?"

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'm intrigued.

[–] mdurell@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!