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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I left an entire pizza unattended for 20 minutes

I mean that's 100% your fault then, isn't it? πŸ˜‚

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes but honestly just shocked they ate the entire thing.

They must have been like land piranhas.

[–] Scrath@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

More like sky piranhas

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Why is that surprising? How large was that pizza?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I once saw a young boy get an unopened bag of Doritos stolen from him by a seagull.

[–] GodsKillerKirb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

GOD DAMN! I knew seagulls were powerful. I didn't know that seagulls had the power to smell through chip bag plastic.

This is especially shocking for someone who lives in the lower half of southern California, 30 minutes away from multiple beaches.

[–] Tedrow@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They are smart enough to know what's inside without smelling it.

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Trash pandas of the skies

[–] GodsKillerKirb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, that would make sense.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] shatterling@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At a theme park I saw a seagull swoop in and steal the sausage out of the hotdog that they held

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why did the seagull steal its own sausage out of the bun?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

They just love stealing that much. If they have a chance to steal, they take it.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Whenever I’m at the beach I expect seagulls to take my stuff. I’m also on high alert to just grab them and throw them away. They can’t hurt more than geese.πŸͺΏ