I figured I had worse things in my history and my personal TSA agent deserved to see this too, but nothing comes up except weird non-porn crypto stuff, a fully-clothed Shadowheart, and a magazine cover with muffins on it.

Don't let this be my legacy.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

TSA? You googling this shit in the line at airport security?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 11 months ago

He's googling it in the full body scanner

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago

Im 99% shure...

[–] syrooks@infosec.pub 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Let’s get this bread” man the bread got us

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

They've played us for absolute fools!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was a rough early relationship. Early staples were not conducive to agriculture. Generations of selective breeding and grafting gave us better plants for crops. We both made the relationship work for mutual benefit.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Hallucinogenics were pretty easy to cultivate though and when you get the itch.. (I mean, probably)

[–] youRFate@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone read some Yuval Noah Harari it seems.

[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I keep thinking about his “there’s no point in invading lands anymore now, we are now a mostly peaceful world” thing as I read about Ukraine and Palestine

[–] weebkent@ani.social 2 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure i remember Harari mentioning his country Israel "not getting the memo" or something to that effect with the war thing. Double checked the book real quick and he does mention that conflict could arise in some of these countries despite us breaking the law of the jungle (conflict being natural and inevitable).

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think you meant rice

[–] Macropolis@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Depending on what species of overlord contacted your tribe first.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear, became overlord.

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[–] KepBen@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No it was all for the beer. Beer domesticated us.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Either way I blame yeast

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

I see someone has been reading Sapiens.

[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Define domensticated... In your usage. Please.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Modified the behavioral patterns, biological features, or both, of a species in a way that creates a new symbiotic relationship.

[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Modified how? If it is modified by any influence at all, I think that is too broad, it would include all symbiotic relationships.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

We domesticated ourselves.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Not sure you can say the same thing about maize. That plant is a mutant freak considering what we did to it.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

grainpilled