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There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you can't handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don't deserve my strange juice.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Aim for the rude and unreasonable chicken. If you fail, you'll still land amongst the strange juices.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can lead a rude and unreasonable chicken to strange juice, but you can't make it drink.

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

[–] Pops@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The rude and unreasonable chicken is also called a Canadian goose, I believe.

[–] ReeferPirate@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jerk chicken

[–] variants@possumpat.io 1 points 10 months ago

oh man, need to find a way to pick some up for dinner now

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Rude unreasonable chicken doesn't have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.

[–] misterwu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Try the strange juice

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

That would be rude

[–] kubica@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Will do, thanks.

[–] v8bmx3@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

😂

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

Nothings showing up for me?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

This is what happens when you do either literal translations or just don't pay your translators enough to properly translate.