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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ngl, you add baja blast to something, I'm gonna buy it. Not proud of that, but I'm working on being more honest.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

21" mega-size demon cock dildo wide girth with realistic squirting green cum anal stretcher baja blast edition

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Link please

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have u tried the "hard" Mtn Dew? One of the flavors in the pack is Baja Blast. I personally found them all to taste terrible, however, and that's coming from a die-hard Baja Blast fan.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oophf. I would try the BB one just for kicks, but don't think I would buy a whole pack. I'm in general pretty opposed to mixing my alcohol and my caffeine - that's just intentionally asking to feel bad IMO.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

All the hard Mtn Dew flavors are actually caffeine free FWIW

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

We've strayed so far from god's light

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

USA! USA! USA!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] outcide@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lmao "hallowiener"

[–] Slow@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I tried sausages that tasted like cardboard. Even half a bottle of ketchup that was poured on the sausage did not improve the taste.

I think that drink-flavored “sausages” will just be candies that look like sausages. But such products are usually produced in limited quantities as holiday jokes.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Often produced by Ordinary Sausage.

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

'Ight, I'm gonna go empty out my stomach contents in the bathroom after seeing this post, catch y'all later

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I ate the onion - these abominations aren't real - they're an invention by Justin Things on Instagram.

~~Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of "food" to its breaking point...~~

~~Edit: look at the wall-e chair fatty motherfuckers downvoting me for saying that a pig raised in a cell in a factory, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, whose soft tissue was water-blasted off by an undocumented immigrant child, before being converted to a slurry, mixed with a load of preservatives, colouring, flavours, and other bullshit to turn that meat blue, and make it taste like an entirely fuctitious "blue razzberry" (which is distinct from a raspberry), then extruded into a plastic skin is pushing the boundaries of food. I'm guessing the expiry on this product (I don't think they can legally call it meat) is months away.~~

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I want you to know that you're being downvoted not by these imaginary fatties, but because you can't identity an obvious joke and are whining about downvotes

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks - I appreciate you trying to explain it to this idiot, but I'm still not sure I get it... These dogs are a very real thing (other than the ho-ho-hotdogs I assume).

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are they actually? There was a relatively convincing comment that pointed out that hand in each photo is identical which means it's probably photoshopped.

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Actually no - after looking a bit further, I ate the onion on that one - they're a fabrication by the Instagram user Justin Things. I was sure I saw the freedom franks on shelves around July 4th in Utah a few years back, but stand corrected.

That's not to say there's not a good number of people trying to make this stuff, but there's a big difference between that and it being a marketed product.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just assumed they were real until I saw the comment, as far as crazy American foods go I've seen crazier!

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh for sure - the scary bit is that this entirely plausible.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm yet to see something top the spray cheese

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That was my immediate thought...

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

That cancer will come by eating this type of junk is certain, the question now is trying to predict where it will be.

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Prepackaged cancer