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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a fucked up and disgusting post.

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Agreed, usually Risa is a pleasant collection of human memes however I find this example to be repugnant.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having to work really hard to separate my feelings about Guinan from my feelings about Whoopi lately. But even then, Troi, Crusher, Guinan.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So I was morbidly curious about what you meant, so I looked it up:

Whoopi Goldberg faces a fresh round of backlash after her latest historically inaccurate statement about the Holocaust, which she claimed "wasn't originally" about race in an interview

Fuckin… yikes.

Computer: end program.

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The most recent thing is her saying people who are struggling financially just aren’t working hard enough.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They just need to pull themselves up by their borgstraps!

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

I am not aware of this technology, perhaps you could enlighten me?

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And she supports Polanski.

[–] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just a REALLY distressing percentage of Hollywood does. The apologia for that fucking freak is absolutely baffling.

Man… what the fuck :(

[–] Haus@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jadzia, Tendi, Bajoran Space Karen.

Bajoran Space Karen

Killing the Bajoran space Karen in like the free space in Bingo.

Smart of you, OP, to not include Morn in this because we all know he'd be the only choice for both Fuck and Marry.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I hear you can probably still get with crusher if she's a ghost. She's into that.

So kill Crusher. Bang Guinan, and marry everyone's favorite empath.

[–] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are you sure you want a partner who can read your every thought? Also, Guinans got wisdom to doll out for the rest of your life, which will be far shorter than hers, barring unforseen circumstances.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't, which is why half betazoid is a nice happy medium. Her mom on the other hand, would definitely not fall into the marry category for me.

[–] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aw man I gotta turn in my Star Trek fan card, I forgot she was half betazoid. I haven't been able to watch TNG since they moved it from Netflix to Paramount+.

[–] PochoHipster@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Naw, I don't fly that flag unless the media I want is unavailable for purchase. I just need to buy a physical copy of TNG like I did DS9.

She's described as an empath rather than a telepath but she does display telepathic abilities. I think she's just a weak telepath by betazoid standards and that's why they highlight her abilities as an empath. In Encounter at Farpoint Troi is able to communicate mind to mind with Riker suggesting that with some time and emotional connection at will or continuous mind reading is a possibility for her.

[–] LtLiana@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Go back to Reddit, I thought we were beyond blatant woman hating shit

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same question, but the characters are Kira, Jadzia and Ezri.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Fuck Kira, and Jadzia has to die to get Dax to my wife anyway, so . . .

[–] Penguincoder@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

In that order.

[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fuck Troi, kill Gainen, kill Crusher, but Crusher comes back as a ghost and we get married.

Edit:

"So... How did you two meet?"

"Funny story, actually..."

[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not what I was going for but I now realize it would be taken as worse in my plan