Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

[–] dumples@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

My local park hermit was asking me for change this morning

[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 5 points 1 year ago

Born just in time to comment on Lemmy... I mean, it's something, right? Right???

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Low key would love to be a garden hermit

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he'd rather be the king of Asgard, but okay.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take your dang up for the light chuckle

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I low key appreciate it.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Ah. Streamer.

[–] Domille@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment... unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.

[–] snowraven@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this an online quiz? I wanna take it

[–] SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Nope, just an image I came across. I wish there was a quiz like that though!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though