this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

When I die I want my ashes scattered over the people I didn't like.

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I die I also want to be scattered in the McDonald's ball pit. But not cremated.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Meatgrinder ahoi!

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they even have these anymore?

[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet you somebody's gotta be keeping a list going of remaining play places, if any

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I bet that person is on a list

[–] Cap@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.

Honey, little Samantha has someone's grandpa all over her shoes again ❤️

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I love getting shattered at the ball pit

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I want my body launched into space so I can leave this shit hole behind

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

To cut down on costs, I would want to just have one giant family urn. Toss my ashes into those of my ancestors and give it a good stir to mix it all together.