this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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[โ€“] nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 71 points 11 months ago

Good attempt, you almost censored their name ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] barsoap@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.

[โ€“] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

[โ€“] barsoap@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

[โ€“] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

[โ€“] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

[โ€“] vamputer@infosec.pub 7 points 11 months ago

Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.

[โ€“] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 14 points 11 months ago

Mommy issues

Same tbh

[โ€“] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 11 months ago

i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5'7)