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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Ven-diagram of lazy people and efficient people is not a circle, my friend. There is some overlap, but not entirely overlapping.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The trick is to be lazy enough to seek a better solution but not lazy enough to actually implement it.

[–] Irinir@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

So if I implement it I'm just efficient and not lazy?

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

With external pressure to get something done and a full description of what needs to be done, lazy people will find a solution with the least possible amount of effort. That's why they often make good developers.

Problems arise when there is no immediate external pressure, or when the task isn't well-defined. In that case, lazy people will put it off until it becomes immediate (at which point the effort required may be much higher), or they will do the bare minimum to satisfy the requirements of the task according to the definition. If the definition of the task wasn't complete, the task won't be done completely.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Oh, this is me

[–] fox_the_apprentice@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That’s why they often make good developers.

Good developers don't just write easy-to-write code. They write code that is easy to maintain and efficient to run - and oftentimes that requires forethought, a willingness to rewrite when a misstep is made, and above all else the willingness to tinker/learn effectively.

Source: I am a terrible developer and a very lazy person, and I have had to maintain lots of poorly-written code (some of it my own).

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I'm a problem solver, not a planner.

[–] Stunning@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You’ve described my entire IT career.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

'I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.' - Bill Gates or something

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Automate all the tasks!

[–] Adramis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Depends.

Lazy people who automate their own tasks so they do less work - efficient.

Lazy people who pass off work to other people, causing them to get snowed under no matter how efficient they are - garbage shitsacks.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Conserving resources has always been a survival strategy across every form of life since evolution began. Laziness is a refusal to waste resources on things not perceived to matter or make a difference.

The kicker is that if you start thinking about what “matters” you will soon find nothing actually really does except the things we choose. And it would be a shame to waste life never making any choices.

So here we are, called upon by the universe to come up with things that matter, even though we know that not one bit of any of it will endure. It’s enough to make you sit back down on the couch to think.

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I got things done, maybe. When I have to pay fees because I was too lazy to pay a bill in time, I don't see how that's efficient.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Is that laziness or forgetfulness? Like, did you actively decide not to pay your bill on time because you just couldn't be arsed to do so?

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 10 months ago

Adhd, I always think I can just do it later and then suddenly it is too late.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

Stupid and wrong. Lazy people who can continue to be lazy in a highly monitored, high productivity environment are very efficient. But lazy people can just be unproductive lazy ducks as well.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This requires defining an additional separation between "lazy, but productive" and "lazy and NOT productive"

[–] kozy138@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That also requires defining what you mean by productivity.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

Productivity = At least 3 shitposts per day on lemmy shitpost

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Humanity advances because of laziness.

The same can be said about math notations.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago

So what you're saying is... Math notations are lazy? 🤔

[–] hahattpro@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

No, I am a lazy people and I know it is not.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I am exceedingly efficient then

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I used to put far more effort into reasons for not doing work than the work itself would have taken.

Phenomenal, really .

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I suppose it depends on just how lazy you mean... Like someone could go to work and accomplish what they're meant to be doing in the laziest way possible, versus being so lazy that they just call in sick and skip work altogether

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Why not both? /s

[–] Pottsunami@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Except for the lazy ones.

Thats like saying kevin is 300 lbs because he is efficient, not lazy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago

He's efficiently increasing mass.

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 2 points 10 months ago

Tha depends seriously on their monthly expenses.

[–] LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

I'm so efficient I liked this post and moved on. Came back to brag about it, though. ;)

[–] Zippy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

One of my first bosses noticed me doing a job in a particular laborish way when there were power tools available that would make it much easier. I remember him taking me aside and suggesting that it is better to use all the tools available if it makes the work easier. Better for me and better for him.

I have since become the boss and I often repeat similar advice to employees. I tell them I appreciate when they are working hard but I even appreciate it more when they work smarter but less hard. If there is a hole to dig, don't grab a shovel when there is an excavator nearby. I am more impressed by the work you get done and even more so if you do it with minimal labor.

[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 1 points 10 months ago

Nobody's lazy, we're just reserving the best part of our time for ourselves.