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[–] incompetentboob@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

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[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

[–] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

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[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make better coleslaw maybe?

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

[–] ipha@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He probably does it while eating slaw

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Like a boss

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago

Shut your whore mouth!

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 42 points 1 year ago

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

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[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My pH is ~7.4

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[–] maquise@ttrpg.network 24 points 1 year ago

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

[–] NightAuthor@artemis.camp 6 points 1 year ago

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 year ago

i am the trash

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

huh? coleslaw is amazing

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This is the wrongest thing I've ever read in my damn life!

[–] JayJay@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I've had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I've had coleslaw that's delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

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[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it

[–] Teon@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems like someone has their weekend planned

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago
[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

That explains my man tits

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I've tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

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[–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Amen!

I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

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[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

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[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

... I'm glad someone else said it

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