this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the promenade, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "pew."

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago

Quark: "Profits..."

Odo: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the prophets."

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Eight-year olds, Dude.

[–] WanderingCrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Say what you want about the Rules of Acquisition, at least it's an ethos.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine)

Odo is just a baby, big brother Laas comes along and is literally fire, can morph into a warp capible space ship....

Remember, every episode where Odo is stuck, and can't do something, it's not because he can't, it's because he's not trying hard enough.. he doesn't want it!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was saying this to my sister the other day. He complains about not "being good at humanoid faces" but the dude can turn into a perfect bird or other animal? C'mon, Odo. You ain't even trying.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah... The face is smooth and bare minimum of features... but he has a full head of hair with individual hair strands....

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d love to se some Odo in Discovery, 1000 years of practice. I’d bet he would have insane chemistry with Saru but I’m dreaming.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes you are, mostly because Rene auberjonois sadly has died in the mean time.

The only way to get more from him is an unholy ai emulation, that would not only be terrible cinema, it would also be corpse flaying of the worst kind.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’ve recast many characters quite well for that show, I know Rene is resting in his bucket but maybe unidentified specimen can live on. Justify the new look with all his practice.

[–] kamenLady@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This would be better than an AI-Emulated Rene. I saw the Flash and the sequence where all DC-Heroes from past films appeared, is so cursed, uncanny and just wrong. Oh look, it's Christopher Reeves - wait, that's creepy.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh no way the only ai Rene I want is Odo drones that shout “alright just stand where you are!” At people shoplifting at the mall or something

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)