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- Cat always lands on her feet.
- Bread with butter always fall buttered side down.
- Fasten the bread with butter to cat's back.
- Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground.
- Attach the cat-bread to the generator.
- Infinite energy!
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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I love that video so much, lol
This here's an antique.
Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.
Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.
The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.
It's ight they got nine lives.
Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator... but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force
Why don't you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle
The true law of thermodynamics
Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.
Not falling: not flipping.
yeah, for this idea to work you'd have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil
The legend has is, it's how the nyancat was born.
People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
That’s an engine sir.
Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory
Problem?
i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town
You:
apologies your logic is not convoluted enough to reach its natural conclusion
attaching the cat-bread to a generator would prevent it from falling, so it would stop rotating (no further need)
It would just be a motionless (apart from whatever the cat's doing, assuming it's still alive) and it wouldn't work
sorry!
best regards
@Tarastie@lemmy.world already provided a solution: by strapping magnets to the cat, the cat becomes the generator and never has to touch anything
true
now i doubt my physics, thanks!
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Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem
Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.
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Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!
Wo endet der Stock im letzten Bild?
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How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0
Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.