sooper_dooper_roofer

joined 3 years ago

Not my problem

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Paying $100 and giving the government your DNA to find out you're 1/256th Moldotransnistvakian

surprised-pika

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

not my problem

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

War in Europe
War in Palestine
Venezuela claiming Guyana
Niger kicking out France and the gang
Britain getting bodied out of fisheries by Russia
(but it doesn't actually matter because they can't make their own steel hooks anymore)
COVID reverting to 2020-levels of virulence
Winter's been 50F for over a month save a 20F cold snap
2 Boeings broke down in the sky in under a month
xigma-male hasn't even played a single card yet

yea....nukes drop this year

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

my face when they've literally hit the "charging for air" stage of capitalism

faster than expected!

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"nuance" means using terms like "institutionalized racism" for literally everything so that we can make racism sound less alarming

cop shoots a black guy standing on the sidewalk

cop shoots a black guy who's sleeping

cop shoots a white guy because the sun was in his eyes and he thought he was black

all institutional racism

tbh that fly in the pic dooby lookin pretty white

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