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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 115 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ancient city-sized dragon that is eons older that any surviving historical text or man-made structures in the world, speaking to the dwarf that stands bravely before her: "Well ain't chu just the most precious lil' thang I ever did lay eyes on! Wut's yer name, sugah?"

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yer here ta kill me? Oh, honey, bless yer heart!

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My papy were what you would call an elder dragon, so unless you got the fire power to take down Mrs. Tiamat you don't stand a chance against me, sugah.

So why don't you just cool your heels, I'll go make us some tea, and you can tell me about what's going on in the world these days.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 106 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

No one decided that, if you’re looking at Tolkien based fantasy then of course it’s British because it’s British fantasy

All of the Asian fantasy I’ve seen has been populated by people of their respective country.

Everyone knows the Grim Reaper is Jamaican

This post is stupid, just write your desired fantasy

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[–] MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't want none of them there dragons yonder.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Got daym goblins stole mah moonshine.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I tell you what them there walking skeletons ain't right.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah man talkin bout dang ol 𝔖𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 and back o' the dang ol cave man. Talkin about fighting off dang ol skeletons with my bb gun man and dang ol sunuvaguns just come right back man. Just ain't right.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The correct voice order tonread this thread: Dale, Bill, Hank, Boomhauer.

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What better way to break immersion than have your quest giver start screaming GO ON GIT

[–] TeraFloppy@lemmings.world 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why so much room for activities on this image?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

cropping hard

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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (10 children)

American accents sound too 'modern' because American English wasn't a thing until the Medieval period had long passed, and most fantasy is medieval or medieval-adjacent.

I'm all for broadening the use, though. I love that the Witcher games gave Geralt and the other Witchers of the School of the Wolf American accents. And Dragon Age (back when it was good) giving the dwarves American accents.

[–] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (5 children)

New England accent is actually closest to English of the Middle Ages.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 27 points 10 months ago

I heard it was Southern English which was closest to Elizabethan English.

In any case, reality doesn't matter. Perceptions matter. Britain is an old country, and America is a new country - so in 'translating' an accent to a past period, we tend to see the accent of the 'old country' as more appropriate.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

American English wasn’t a thing until the Medieval period had long passed

Nor was modern British English. One of the defining features of modern British English is the lack of rhoticity (dropping the "r" sound), but that's very modern, only happening in the 19th century. They have managed to recreate how English sounded in Shakespeare's time by looking at words that were supposed to rhyme, and their meter. To me, it sounds like "pirate English".

https://youtu.be/uQc5ZpAoU4c?t=299

Whether modern American English is closer to Shakespeare's English is a matter for debate. I'd say it's closer than RP, but not as close as some rural British accents.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Because its fantasy no ones fantasising about American accents.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I feel like the existence of Matthew McConaughey disproves this

[–] Alatain@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alright, alright, alright.

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[–] Jikal@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Orc: "Y'all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus' git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off."

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[–] WoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.com 25 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Pretty sure because the “original” fantasy was written as a false history for England (LoTR was this). So it makes sense that the people would bear an English accent

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[–] Boldizzle@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Because New Zealand is a fantasy hence why it doesn't exist on many world maps.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Also, why are all dwarfs Scottish?

[–] uis@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Because both are proud and mountanious nations?

[–] Damdy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Apparently, Tolkien's dwarven language just naturally works well with a Scottish accent. Earlier radio, tv, readings leant into this and other writings including fantasy dwarves followed suit.

[–] KeisukeTakatou@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It just sounds right.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fantasy is based upon the middle ages.

During the middle ages the US did not exist.

[–] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Iroquois Confederacy would like a word....

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[–] phx@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Most have Eurocentric accents because those are the areas the various legends and stories originated.

Various depictions of leprechauns make them pretty much Irish rednecks. I love Mad Sweeney's depiction in American Gods.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Let's see.

Dwarves: Billy-Bob Thornton's accent from Sling Blade.

Elves: Transatlantic accent. Used by stars in the 1930s/1940s.

Hobbits: Cajun. Makes sense, they love food, live a rural life, etc.

Orcs: NYC accent

Goblins: Chicago Accent

Or, if you wanted to go international.

Dwarves: Gotta go with the classic. Glasgow.

Elves: South African. I think it can sound smart but foreign-influenced, as elves should.

Hobbits: Aussie

Orcs: NYC accent again

Goblins: Newfoundland accent

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[–] BaardFigur@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

It's british because it's based on medieval times, when USA (or Australia/New Zealand for that matter) was yet to be permanently settled by europeans.

It's not a different european language, because english has become the lingua franca of the world.

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I would like to take this moment recommend Not Another D&D Podcast solely because of the Crick Elves

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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

We do, they just tend to be the Orcs or Goblins lol

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Geralt has an American accent in the games.

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[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Because for fantasy we think of middle ages, and middle ages america is full of natives, not a single English speaker in sight

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In Dragon Age, the dwarves speak with an American accent, which was pretty unique during the time.

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[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Yes we collectively decided it. We all had a big vote, but you weren't invited.

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[–] Pasta4u@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I mean go and watch true blood or read the books ots based off of ?

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Good lord no. Here in the US I hear plenty of that. It's the last thing I want to hear in a fantasy.

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[–] cleanandsunny@literature.cafe 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

A great example of this is Not Another D&D Podcast, a comedy D&D podcast. The first campaign has a player character who sounds like she’s from Appalachia!

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[–] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Modern fantasy is heavily based on ancient European fairytales and folklore

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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

"y'all want some fairy dust?"

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Fantasy species are supposed to be ancient.

America is a toddler of a nation, in age and behavior.

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[–] Prunebutt@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago (9 children)

The German translation of Baldur's Gate decided for some reason that elves spoke in an east-German accent. Imagine Legolas sounding like he was from Texas.

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago

I did a dnd campaign once where it had a Louisiana bayou theme. Rednecks? Southern belles, and swamp gnomes with Cajun French accents. Was a lot of fun!

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