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just when you don't think about, bääm! a German. (feddit.de)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by EherVielleicht@feddit.de to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 172 points 10 months ago (9 children)

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago (15 children)

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

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[–] rob64@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

[–] NicestDicerest@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (6 children)

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

Ich hab Latein 💀

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[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 92 points 10 months ago (4 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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[–] _cnt0@feddit.de 68 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 24 points 10 months ago

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

[–] Orangenkuchen@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Das tut niemand.

[–] Illegal_Prime@dmv.social 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Auf jeden Fall!

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Melde mich zum Dienst!

[–] smokedclover@feddit.de 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

[–] theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

[–] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

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[–] luna@lemmy.catgirl.biz 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

[–] _cnt0@feddit.de 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

P'auf's Maul?

[–] _cnt0@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

[–] Khorgor666@feddit.de 32 points 10 months ago

Sie haben geläutet?

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Guten Tag.

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[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago

Hallöchen Popöchen

[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nooo I'm germaphobic

[–] SickDuck_@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hallo!

[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

AAAAAAaaaaaa

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[–] gigachad@feddit.de 21 points 10 months ago

GUTEN MORGEN

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

[–] Ranslite@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Guten Tag

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[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Wunderbar.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I've been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.

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[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They like David hasselhoff

[–] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

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[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He united us!

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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

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[–] CheeseRadio@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't speak German but I can if you'd like.

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[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Germans like this FOSS shit

[–] JackNapier@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago

Me too / ich auch

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