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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Holy Christ

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[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that's hard to manage.

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

POV: you're from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don't put them in gyms.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

The only hot date I want already knows where I'm sitting.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Big chairs... Must have a small one and he's trying to make up for it. That's what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don't. I can now think other things 😜.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?